So as from today I never have to program any ColdFusion again, it feels pretty good. ColdFusion just doesn't knock my frock off, it never did, and it probably never will.
This isn't one of those ColdFusion is dead, or ColdFusion sucks rants, those things aren't really my call, and besides, I can't be bothered to deal with ColdTard butthurt on my blog.
A Helmet
All I really know is that programming in CF made me feel a lot like this picture, and you secretly know it makes you feel like this too: